EDIT: This post was written around the time I decided to take writing seriously. Before that, blogging to me was nothing more than journalling. And writing was no more than a hobby and a pipe-dream. I keep this post as a reminder to myself to keep going. I should also clarify that the title ‘don’t dream, just write’ is merely emphasising the need for action.  By no means should you or I ever give up the dream, whatever that may be.

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Hello, Internet Diary of sorts… you trusty, patient fool, you! 

I only just went and broke the record for the longest waiting time ever between the first date and the ever elusive callback—and you’re still bloody here! Brownie points for you, my friend. In total, it’s been about seven years now, since I first met you, and told you my name. Hell, I still had the name of my youth then… come to think of it, I still had youth itself back then and all. 2008… *looks wistfully into space* 

So—did you bloody miss me?

No, no you didn’t, did you? 

Ah, well. Let’s not hold grudges. I didn’t exactly keep my end of the deal, did I? See—the thing is: I had really good intentions and a really well-nursed dream, and I thought to myself: all I need to do is set this shit up, whack a few bells on this baby, and just like that, things will fall into place. It’s the perfect plan, I thought to myself like a smug twit. 

So… I sit myself down in front of my lovely white page, on my lovely standard template, and I sit and sit, and think and think, and my head is suddenly filled with sand—and the blank page looks a brighter shade of white the more I stare at it, and slowly, I start to realise:

I have no fucking idea what I’m doing!

Obviously, you can see just how well-adjusted I am, since it took me about six years to recover my writing mojo after that.

“I thought to myself: all I need to do is set this shit up, whack a few bells on this baby, and just like that, things will fall into place. It’s the perfect plan, I thought to myself like a smug twit.”

 

Of course, as you well know, Internet, I came back last October—and did little more than copy and paste pretty much every single book review I’ve ever done on Goodreads in those last six years. If I’m being honest—in the dating world, that would equate to what?—a few late night booty calls maybe… at best… *sigh*

It’s not so much that the idea of an audience scared me, since as an aspiring author I fantasise about this on a regular, if not daily basis—it’s just that everything I’ve written has been gathering virtual dust for years—yes, even MORE years than these last six slash seven—and when that dusty, old crap does see the light of day it’s usually so I can wrangle with it, draft some more—edit and revise until my eyes start to bleed and my sanity is at breaking point. 

THIS jiggery-bloggery on the other hand… this is different. This is odd. For the love of all that is good and chocolatey, I haven’t got a clue what I’m MEANT to be doing, let alone actually getting started on doing it! What do I write about?—do I stick to my ‘field’, or do I be more personal? How should I write it? Should I be myself, and be open and engaging—or should I edit it to death, and try for professionalism? [Pah! Perish the thought!]

I don’t know where to draw the line on the bloodied-eyes scenario, and I struggle with the concept of that fine line between being myself and trying to keep it professional. Obviously, I should probably keep SOME cans of worms firmly shut, because quite frankly, some of that shit is just plain scary; yet, that which scares us is usually the very thing worth writing about. I guess I just need to find some balance, and sheer nerve… and I need to start thinking less about the ‘correct’ way to do this, and just bloody DO IT. 

So here I am. I’m here and I’m staying and I’m writing. 

shonamoyce.com

“that which scares us is usually the very thing worth writing about.”

 

Sometimes I’ll post serious topics because I do actually have a brain, contrary to everything this post suggests; and sometimes I’ll post crap, and if you don’t like it, people of Internet Land, I’ll just have to suck it up, won’t I? Because I’m a writer. And writers edit, and then they edit, and edit, and edit some more, until they suck a bit less, and dammit, if nothing else, this will be good development for that thick writerly skin everyone is always talking about.  

All of this, of course, is really only relevant on the off-chance that this blog ever generates interest in which case, if it doesn’t, the only real concern here is the fact that I’m about to cut a large chunk out of my time each week to ‘talk’ to myself. Ah well, what’s one more step on the path to glorious insanity?

Overall, I would just like to say, Internet: I am sorry to have been a plonker and a chicken-shit of the highest order, but I am back now, and I’m about to be a brilliantly delightful, UNSMUG twit (yep, still a twit), and my dream: now pulled out from under the bed—watered, fed, dusted, given an enema, etc—we are doing this thing! IN REAL LIFE this time, dammit!

Incidentally, prepare yourself—

Cans… opening…

Worms… EVERYWHERE.

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Alternative title: All the crap I want to do before I kick the bucket. 

Updated Nov 2016

Personal goals 

Accept myself Quit smoking Identify 100 things that make me happy Kick depression’s ass Learn to forgive Make a difference somehow Be individual  Stop following ideals and plans of others  Find out more about my ancestors/heritage/family tree Build some savings Pay off my loan Find the love of my life Get married Set up a home Become a mother Have a golden wedding anniversary Write a letter to my (future?) children telling them about the lessons I’ve learned Write a letter to my younger self Get my Goodreads To-Be-Read shelf to 25

Professional goals 

Finish writing a novel Publish a novel Complete a degree Publicise / sell artwork Find a job I love / be my own boss Own a studio for writing/art Start a club/group (online) Be part of a writing community Try NaNoWriMo Do an activity for charity

Fun goals 

Jump into the ocean fully clothed Kiss a girl Own a herb garden Drink from a coconut 🙂 Fly a kite Learn to juggle Sing at a karaoke Have a threesome Go to a drive-in movie Sleep under the stars Shower under a waterfall Ride in a hot air balloon Go paintballing Drive a quad bike Ride a motorbike Love someone I shouldn’t Ride a roller coaster Skinny dip Have sex on a beach Watch the sunrise Donate used books Quit a job I hate Fly a plane Scuba dive Plant a tree Fast for 3 days Start a collection Sew something Get a tattoo Have a spa weekend Donate blood Solve a Rubiks Cube

Discover & Learn 

Visit the British Museum Take an art class Learn to play chess Learn sign language See a tiger up close Swim with dolphins Learn to play a new instrument Learn a second language Learn to say ‘hello’ in 50 different languages See a legendary musician Explore past life regression Get a palm reading Take a salsa class Attend a rock concert Read the complete works of Shakespeare See Phantom of the Opera Live Show Volunteer or campaign Get involved with safeguarding for abuse/rape victims

Travel goals 

See the Northern Lights Go to Disney World, Florida Visit Cuba Sip Sangria in a Spanish courtyard Visit San Francisco Visit London Visit the Caribbean Set foot on all seven continents – Antarctica, Europe, Africa, Asia, Australia, South America, North America Live in a foreign country Go travelling for a month See the Great Barrier Reef See the Grand Canyon See the Pyramids See the Colosseum See the Taj Mahal Smoke a joint in Holland Ride a gondola in Venice Visit Stonehenge Stay on a remote island  (Crossing this one off feels like cheating!)Take a ‘love photo’ with the Eiffel Tower in the background Have an adventure – throw a dart at a map or spin a globe and point, and travel to the place marked!

 

What’s on your bucket list?